When someone puts out dessert at a birthday dinner




When I pass out drunk in weird positions


When I wake up from my afternoon nap


18 Life Hacks/Tricks to Simplify Your Life #290

ultrafacts:

1. “Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.” - JFK

2. If you constantly find yourself trying to prove your worth to someone then you have already forgotten your value

3. Money doesn’t change who people are, it just amplifies their personality.

4. If someone makes a big change in their appearance, don’t tell them they look better. Just tell them they look great.

5. Select oranges by how heavy they are. Heavier = juicier = better.

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