Sleeping

whatshouldwecallme:

Expectation:

Reality:

Sorry boys


consultingsuperhusbands:

glorzsz:

Oww

do you know how happy these make me

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The Queen breaking into laughter as She passes Her husband, the Duke of Edinburgh, standing outside the Buckingham Palace, 2005

The Queen breaking into laughter as She passes Her husband, the Duke of Edinburgh, standing outside the Buckingham Palace, 2005

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setfiretothestreetz:

tragicalbeauty:

there-you-go-again:

just-a-love-letter-away:

That is so cool. It’s the sound waves of them saying I do. Holy crap.

just gonna reblog this every single time i see it

when i get married i wan

setfiretothestreetz:

tragicalbeauty:

there-you-go-again:

just-a-love-letter-away:

That is so cool. It’s the sound waves of them saying I do. Holy crap.

just gonna reblog this every single time i see it

when i get married i wan

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This couple got wedding rings with the waveform of their own voices saying, “I do.” 

This couple got wedding rings with the waveform of their own voices saying, “I do.” 

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When a guy asks me to text him naked pics


When my hookup tries to leave without cuddling


bewhoyouare-z:

moremackle:

to good for yooou. 

It was 99 cents!

bewhoyouare-z:

moremackle:

to good for yooou. 

It was 99 cents!

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When I’m drinking beer and get full before I get drunk


one third of me: i want a cute relationship so much, awh relationships are so cute
one third of me: sex sex sex horny fuck relationships lets just be slutty hehe
one third of me: fuck everyone i hate you all go kill yourselves